I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
Stop making random letters bold fuckhead
You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.
This is my favorite thing on tumblr.
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
are you kidding im going to use all of these
I know some people who could use all of these.
phantom blood characters suck at eating
There must be an easier way!!
LAUGHS BECAUSE CHARIZARD IS 5’7 AND SAMUS ARAN IS 6’3
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
Want to play
It’s ELECTRONIC SPORTS!
This looks rad as heck