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beartzu:

camgirl91:

Miley Cyrus walks in but she has no legs

Miley Cyrus hovers in..

I knew she was a ghost

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fluffy-raccoon:

 reading a book

fluffy-raccoon:

 reading a book

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faithlessbeliever:

scienceoftheidiot:

I could look at these gifs for hours…

 this is so calming

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dallonvveekes:

isnt that a panic at the disco album

dallonvveekes:

isnt that a panic at the disco album

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motorizedmycologist:

the first butterfly of the year flits peacefully by. ”time to start packing away my sweaters” i say as i look out the window. as soon as i finish my sentence the butterfly is creamed by three feet of snow. the temperature drops 20 degrees. everything freezes solid and the driveway transforms into a deathtrap once more. the dark clouds overhead coalesce to spell out the words “NEW YORK, BITCH”

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lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

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